As Rocco shills away and another "Top Chef" wannabe flames out

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't bite it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils
as you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
Lonnie Donegan and His Skiffle Group, "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight)?"

Please pardon this brief interruption of our (ir)regularly scheduled blog while we have a sing-along!

This post from the blog Dishin' Dat combines so many of my favorite things: (1) music (what's the name of this blog, again?); (2) "Top Chef" recaps and blogs; and most of all, (3) witty parodies, preferably whipped up on short order [hey! cooking pun! score!]. If you follow "TC" as well -- 'cause it'll make little sense without watching the latest episode -- check out this brilliant "Top Chef" satirical episode parodying the classic Lonnie Donegan skiffle tune.